Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Yo, Shri's comin’ with that Article One,
Obstruction of justice? Man, that’s overdone.
Rogue judges tryna clip the prez’s wings,
But the Executive’s power is what the Constitution sings.
[Chorus]
This sounds like a scam, Shri, what’s your deal?
Tryna take me down, but I’m keepin’ it real.
Can I get a large Icee, cool me off real quick?
Your articles are weak, they will never stick.
[Verse 2]
Article Two, you say he stole the purse?
Trump’s huntin’ fraud, causing Dems to curse,
The purse is secure, It’s still intact,
Your claims are wack, and that’s a fact.
[Chorus]
This sounds like a scam, Shri, what’s your deal?
Tryna take me down, but I’m keepin’ it real.
Can I get a large Icee, cool me off real quick?
Your articles are weak, they will never stick.
[Verse 3]
Article Four, First Amendment’s the claim?
Point that at Biden, he’s the one to blame.
MAGA and conservatives, silenced and dissed,
Trump’s liftin’ voices, givin’ freedom a twist.
[Chorus]
This sounds like a scam, Shri, what’s your deal?
Tryna take me down, but I’m keepin’ it real.
Can I get a large Icee, cool me off real quick?
Your articles are weak, they will never stick.
[Verse 4]
DOGE an illegal office, hah, that’s a laugh,
Obama built that office, check the staff.
Trump just renamed it, gave it some flair,
Efficiency’s the goal, what's up with your hair?
[Outro]
Seven articles, all fallin’ flat,
Shri, your game’s weak, and that’s a fact.
Trump’s still standin’, stronger than before,
We’re sippin’ Icees, watchin’ haters roar.
[Fade Out]
They will never stick
They will never stick