Lyrics
[Intro]
Yo listen up to these ancient tails
Bible stories on epic scales
Yeah, you all listen up again
You all listen up again
[Verse 1]
Adam chillin in the garden so green
Eve spots fruit lookin mighty mean
Serpent slithers up with a grin
Try this apple it'll make you win
But one bite and they're out the door
Naked and ashamed forevermore
Now they're blame game pros supreme
Eve says snake Adam says dream
[Chorus]
Old tales with a modern spin
Heroes trippin where to begin
From eden mess to whale distress
Bible drama full of stress
[Verse 2]
Noah buildin ark rain comin down
Animals two by two floodin town
Giraffes complain about the height
Elephants stompin all through the night
Wife naggin kids goin wild
Forty days like a bad road trip styled
Finally land but what a zoo
Cleanup duty for the whole crew
[Chorus]
Old tales with a modern spin
Heroes trippin where to begin
From eden mess to whale distress
Bible drama full of stress
[Verse 3]
Moses facin pharaoh big and bold
Let my people go or feel the cold
Plagues hit frogs lice blood hail
Pharaoh's like nah I'll just bail
Then red sea parts like magic show
But traffic jam camels movin slow
Pharaoh chasin gets a wet end
Red Sea's closed no more pretend
[Chorus]
Old tales with a modern spin
Heroes trippin where to begin
From eden mess to whale distress
Bible drama full of stress
[Verse 4]
Daniel in the den lions starvin mad
But angels shut jaws like a fad
He naps peaceful no fear no fight
Lions think he's not worth the bite
Jonah runnin from god's big call
Whale gulps him like a beach ball
Three days inside prayin for release
Spit out on shore smellin like fish grease
[Outro]
Bible vibes forever spin
Legends live where faith begins
Bible vibes forever spin
Legends live where faith begins
[Fade to End]